18.2.11
Ruang lingkup Death Metal
2.2.11
Budak-budak zaman sekarang....
Sampai depan rumah, aku tebalikkan basikal supaya proses peminyakan rantai berjalan lancar...
Di sebelah rumah aku, anak-anak jiran sibuk main masak-masak...
"Bagus budak-budak ni... dipertengahan zaman tekonologi ICT yang pesat sekarang ni, masih ada lagi budak-budak yang main masak-masak macam ni... bagus untuk perkembangan sosial... takdelah besar nanti jadi so sial..." aku bermonolog lagi..
Sedang aku meminyakkan rantai basikal, budak-budak tadi sibuk pulak peratikan aku..
Aku perati balik..
aku senyum...
diorang senyum...
aku lambai...
diorang lambai...
Dan salah sorang dari mereka bersuara..
"Pakciiiikkkk... buat apeeeer.....????"
Aku tak tau sama ada nak sangkut budak tu kat piring astro atau langgar dengan basikal aku ni....
Nota kaki terajang...
Sepatutnya mak bapak kena ajar anak-anak diorang untuk panggil "ABANG" kepada mereka-mereka yang belum kahwin... cisss!!!!!
1.2.11
Atuk dan cucu punya cerita...
Yennadeii!!!! Apadaaaa!!!!???
So Ozzy Osbourne and Justin Bieber apparently have shot a Super Bowl commercial for Best Buy together, because Bieber’s fans are eleven years old and don’t care about artistic credibility, and Ozzy’s fans are, emotionally speaking, roughly the same age, and also don’t care about street cred at this point. Most, if not all, of you will probably see the ad when it airs next weekend, and even if you don’t, I’m sure it will pop up online shortly thereafter. But in the meantime, the UK’s Daily Mail has some behind-the-scenes pics, like this nightmare inducer:
Remember the good ol’ days, when Ozzy literally would have bitten this little fucker’s head off for fun? Now it’s like he and Sharon are competing to see who can wear the most eye make-up. Someday some nitwit will probably get Kelly Osbourne knocked up, and the kid won’t be able to tell which one is its grandmother and which one is its grandfather, and they’ll have to show it this picture and be like, “Your grandmother is the one not wearing matching Tron suits with the kid who grew up to become a massive drug addict.”
Source :~ www.metalsucks.net